Have you Ever....

Have you ever been in the shower long enough with your thoughts wandering, only to wonder if you had already shampooed your hair? Then do it and realise that you had already done so?

Have you ever tried unrolling a sock from a new laundry wash, only to find that you are only rolling it onto itself, but you do not realise this until the sock is halfway into becoming a singularity?

Have you ever been in a situation where your stress levels are dissipating, but only for a few hours before more shit hits the fan, and you are so tired from the first dose of adrenaline washing off, that your limbs feel like dead weight, and yet your bones feel hollow, and you only wish that the next adrenaline rush would suffice to pull you through the next ordeal?

Have you ever been so hungry for so long that your stomach get bloated from the gases created in your digestive track as your acids work their way through the mucus and stomach lining? Hmmmm... villi.... (sounds like a new pasta)