Reality Bites

The Duff is back. From the Edge.

No, not U2's The Edge. the Edge. The less significant one.

The Duff caught another episode of Late Night with Conan O'Brien. And it was a spectacular episode entirely devoted to U2. The band was so cool to grace this second tier show (amongst last night talk shows in America for those not in the know). The nerdy host was so enthralled by it all. As was the Duff. The usual guest list is something like, an A-list star, then a b-list star, then a musical act. So imagine an entire episode with just U2. That's quite something.

Now for those with absolutely no idea what The Duff is talking about, please go check out these cool shows that are readily available online. There's a reason for technological marvels like that grey or black box close to you called the computer, and that little blue or grey box also close by with blinking lights called the modem, and this funny other world that these 2 boxes are connected to called the internet.

Did you know there's an entire world out there beyond your stupid little realm of existence? An amazing variety of experiences are just there waiting to swamp over your tiny ego and emancipate your soul. These journeys will squash you, devolve you into a foetal mentality, then let you embrace a higher calling known as religion.

Thank goodness all the Duff found were talk shows and menial tv serieses(what the heck is the plural for series? Serious?!)

Truth of the day, after coming back from the Edge(the less significant one), is that there is a world out there for you to pillage. Please do so now.

Aye aye, Captain! Into the Edge, 30 degrees to 6000 feet.
Dive! Dive! Dive!

Move along, nothing to see here. Move along...move along.....Come on, move it! What are you still doing here? See that button on the top right corner? Next blog, move it....



Sod off you voyeuristic swines! There is a whole cesspit out there in the World Wide Web, so what the heck are you bypassing this sorry little shit for?





Jaysus, you're still here?