Saturday, July 02, 2005

13 days later

So, the Duff is back once again, after a 13 day absence. Well, for that, this blog shall have 13 paragraphs.

That was 1.

Above was 2.

All right. The Duff was involved in some highly secretive exercises at work. While divulging this would be tantamount to screwing himself up the arse, he would just like to say that while it was a serious situation, the exercise itself was as futile as digging one's ears with a fork. Painful and useless. But, The Duff thinks it was good to be out of the office. For too much sitting would only lead to a highly gravitated ass.

The Duff caught some movies inbetween these 13 days. He caught Batman Begins the other week. Excellent comic book movie, or just a movie by itself(without the 70 year baggage of continuity, forgetting the Crisis of the inifinite Earths reset). Did you know that Batman once used a gun? This eventhough his parents were gunned down before his very young eyes?! Yesiree BOB!

Is Batman still gay?

6. Halfway there.

Just last night The Duff caught Initial D. Yes he did. In spite of all the prejudice that the entire society places on him for his ineffectual use of his mother tongue, he still likes to watch the occasional asian production of very well executed cinematic techniques. While the acting left much to be desired, the effects were cool and the story not all that bad. Put in a young nubile wide-eyed actress and it all fits for The Duff as a weekend popcorn entertainment. No doubt the $9.50 price tag was steep, but what the heck.

He had supper version 1 at outram; fish porridge with raw fish and frog legs as side dishes. Indulgence was satisfying. Conversation was flowing. Goodwill was all around. The Duff got fatter. No biggie. Not yet anyhow.

He then had supper version 2 at the macdonalds at east coast park. Fries and a coke. A world apart, but no less satisfying. A different group, a different conversation. But fun likewise. The Duff wishes to thank those who were present, and who tolerated his madness in staying up so late. He only got home at 5.30am. He had been awake a full 24hrs.

3 More.Time to close. He notices that grammar and normal sentence punctuation has left the building with Elvis.

So, Truths for the last 13 days? Its a hard world out there. money is but a tool. passion is important in life. women are the devil. married men can be bitches. pool on slanted tables are fun. and macdonalds make piss ass coffee. which are of course, free-flow.

What were your truths these last few months? time for a mid year review of your life. contemplate and relate. educate. disseminate. This has been a Duff mental puke. Peace out.

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